The Alchemists Laws
Do you wish to incur the wrath of our Grandmasters? Then read ahead for a list of ways to go about it.
Correct as of 1114. We can not be held accountable for any death or injury caused by changes made to this list, after this has gone to print. The Grandmasters word is final.
- Excessive Profiteering from Guild Created Liquids is Illegal - Punishable by banishment.
- Theft of Guild Magic Items is Forbidden - Punishment by execution.
- Theft of Guild Property Whilst on Duty - Punishment by the Mushroom Fields.
- Attack of Guild Members on Duty and in Guild Colours is Considered an Attack on the Guild Itself - Punishment by execution of guilty party and withdrawal from faction lands until resolution.
- Any Crimes Outside the Guild Stay Outside the Guild. Failure to Disclose - Punishment by banishment and removal of guild protection.
- Production of True Alchemical Formulae Outside of Guild Facilities is Rogue. Punishment by execution. Alcohol is the sole exception.
- Don't Take The Piss. Punishment is usually the mushroom fields.
- .... Unless It's Funny. (Funny is a Guildmasters Decision)
- The Guild Has No Factional Bias Nor Bias Towards States of Pattern, Race or Being Unless it Endangers the Guild.
- Murder of a Guild Member on Duty by a Faction will result in Withdrawal of Services to the Faction.
- Guild Masters Are Always On Duty. Murder of a Guild Member on Duty is Punishable by Deaths of All Involved.
- Don't Upset the Grand Masters. Punishment will be Inventive.
- Revealing Guild Secrets is Punishable at Masters' Discretion, Up To and Including Execution.
- Factions Fighting Against Each Other On Guild Land Are Fined For The Mess. Minimum 50g
- Any Sentient Creature May Become Guild Member. Any Creature Capable of Being Trained to be Useful May be Afforded Guild Protection and Treated as Possession of the Guild
- Bringing the Guild into Disrepute is Punishable at Masters' Discretion, Up To and Including Death
- A Master May, at their Discretion, Mete Out Punishment As They See Fit For Any Crime Not Listed Above. Including Up To Death.
- Damaging Guild Labs Will Result in Punishment From The Head of Laboratories. (Bear In Mind This Means Octomonkey MAY Be Involved.)
- Sir Ector Makes the Rules and Can Change Them As He Sees Fit To.
- Use of Guild Colours Outside of Guild Duty is Forbidden. Punishment at Discretion of the Masters.
Correct as of 1114. We can not be held accountable for any death or injury caused by changes made to this list, after this has gone to print. The Grandmasters word is final.